Post by gameplaya2435 on Aug 2, 2008 15:47:21 GMT -5
Next up on Fail or Win is the Tampa Bay Rolling Thunder. I admit, it’s kind of hard to find the win on this team, but I think I’ve found some. As always the scale is the winningest at 10 and the most fail at -10.
The Win:
Maxi Tevez-Riquelme: Maxi is a win here for being named after Argentina’s Tevez and Riquelme, who are both better than that prick Messi. He also has the ability to bring in many endorsement deals with Maxi Pad, achieving lulz throughout the league. Win Points: 3
Boss Johnson: What else can you say about him besides the fact that he is a Boss? How about the fact that he can lead Southern OLBs in tackles, forced fumbles, and deflections, despite the fact that his last five posts dates all the way back to February? For inactive pwnage, Boss Johnson earns 2 Win Points.
Adam Simms: Simms has it fucking all. Girls, houses, you name it, Simms got it. Simms is also so quick, that while at NIU he took on the gunman without a weapon. He used his win to run circles around the gunman so fast, that he shot himself while aiming at Simms. That’s fucking clutch right there. Too bad he’s a lying douchebag, otherwise he might have gotten 10 Win Points. Win Points: 3.
The Fail:
Alex Lewis III: It’s kinda cute that Eielson is half the player I am, but at the same time kinda pathetic considering he’s two seasons older than I am and still not good at all. ALIII also put himself in the embarrassing situation of calling the league dead, storming out, then crawling back after being traded. When even the Cougars don’t want you, that’s 3 points worth of Fail.
Aaron Wilson: The perfect example of what Performance Points and an inflated contract will do to the head of one who fails. Somewhere along the line, Aaron Wilson lost track of who was desperately looking for anyone to play for them by throwing money at him and who actually considered him a good updater. You know he’s deluded when he’s quoted as saying, “Not my fault I produce...And if you want a quality player, you should have to pay quality cash. Just like in the pros.” For not realizing that you aren’t respected and thinking that the result of five seasons worth of contract money, team training, and performance points makes you a “superstar” you earn 4 Fail Points!
Zach Zorow: As if cheating was not enough to screw over your former team, he decides to retire without the decency to notify his team in order to find a replacement. Also, as mentioned in the Draft Edition, Zorow is fail fail fail due to his association with the Dorow brothers, the ISL, and his fucking retarded name. Don’t try to combine your gay alliance with the masterful Legend of Zorro. Fail Points: 3
Total Amount of Win: 8
Total Amount of Fail: 10
Final Amount of Win/Fail: -2 Points
The Win:
Maxi Tevez-Riquelme: Maxi is a win here for being named after Argentina’s Tevez and Riquelme, who are both better than that prick Messi. He also has the ability to bring in many endorsement deals with Maxi Pad, achieving lulz throughout the league. Win Points: 3
Boss Johnson: What else can you say about him besides the fact that he is a Boss? How about the fact that he can lead Southern OLBs in tackles, forced fumbles, and deflections, despite the fact that his last five posts dates all the way back to February? For inactive pwnage, Boss Johnson earns 2 Win Points.
Adam Simms: Simms has it fucking all. Girls, houses, you name it, Simms got it. Simms is also so quick, that while at NIU he took on the gunman without a weapon. He used his win to run circles around the gunman so fast, that he shot himself while aiming at Simms. That’s fucking clutch right there. Too bad he’s a lying douchebag, otherwise he might have gotten 10 Win Points. Win Points: 3.
The Fail:
Alex Lewis III: It’s kinda cute that Eielson is half the player I am, but at the same time kinda pathetic considering he’s two seasons older than I am and still not good at all. ALIII also put himself in the embarrassing situation of calling the league dead, storming out, then crawling back after being traded. When even the Cougars don’t want you, that’s 3 points worth of Fail.
Aaron Wilson: The perfect example of what Performance Points and an inflated contract will do to the head of one who fails. Somewhere along the line, Aaron Wilson lost track of who was desperately looking for anyone to play for them by throwing money at him and who actually considered him a good updater. You know he’s deluded when he’s quoted as saying, “Not my fault I produce...And if you want a quality player, you should have to pay quality cash. Just like in the pros.” For not realizing that you aren’t respected and thinking that the result of five seasons worth of contract money, team training, and performance points makes you a “superstar” you earn 4 Fail Points!
Zach Zorow: As if cheating was not enough to screw over your former team, he decides to retire without the decency to notify his team in order to find a replacement. Also, as mentioned in the Draft Edition, Zorow is fail fail fail due to his association with the Dorow brothers, the ISL, and his fucking retarded name. Don’t try to combine your gay alliance with the masterful Legend of Zorro. Fail Points: 3
Total Amount of Win: 8
Total Amount of Fail: 10
Final Amount of Win/Fail: -2 Points
