Post by arkansasinbreds on Jun 3, 2008 9:44:22 GMT -5
A very few people know this, but FSJ has had a very active developmental league for some time. This league is meant to prepare players for their future careers in the FSJ. Still lost? Take a look...
Cow Tippin' Dwarfs
FSJ Team: Firebirds
Division: Midwest Corn Field Division
S7 Record: 8-4
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: Find yourself in the area, you gotta attend one of these games... it'll keep you on your toes like a midget at a urinal!
Cuban Raft Riders
FSJ Team: Rolling Thunder
Division: Fidel Castro's Jock Strap Division
S7 Record: 3-7
S6 Record: 5-6
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: This team's roster seems to change every year depending on recent INS activity.
Mullet Mafia
FSJ Team: Cougars
Division: You Sho Do Gotta Perdy Mouth Division
S7 Record: 10-2
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 9-3
Comments: Let's face it.. it's hard to win when you're playing a full 4 quarters with with your butt cheeks clenched. Advantage goes to the backwoods inbreds...
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
FSJ Team: Bunnies
Division: Elton John's Panty Drawer Division
S7 Record: 7-5
S6 Record: 7-5
S5 Record: 5-7
Comments: Oh, no you di'int!!
Donkey Punching Kangaroos
FSJ Team: Playboys
Division: Down Under Bush Division
S7 Record: 8-4
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: Turn your back and get jacked!
Blue Balls of Destiny
FSJ Team: Stars
Division: Me Luv U Long Time Division
S7 Record: 8-4
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: Formerly the Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia, the Destiny switched to a name that hit closer to home.
Cow Tippin' Dwarfs
FSJ Team: Firebirds
Division: Midwest Corn Field Division
S7 Record: 8-4
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: Find yourself in the area, you gotta attend one of these games... it'll keep you on your toes like a midget at a urinal!
Cuban Raft Riders
FSJ Team: Rolling Thunder
Division: Fidel Castro's Jock Strap Division
S7 Record: 3-7
S6 Record: 5-6
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: This team's roster seems to change every year depending on recent INS activity.
Mullet Mafia
FSJ Team: Cougars
Division: You Sho Do Gotta Perdy Mouth Division
S7 Record: 10-2
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 9-3
Comments: Let's face it.. it's hard to win when you're playing a full 4 quarters with with your butt cheeks clenched. Advantage goes to the backwoods inbreds...
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
FSJ Team: Bunnies
Division: Elton John's Panty Drawer Division
S7 Record: 7-5
S6 Record: 7-5
S5 Record: 5-7
Comments: Oh, no you di'int!!
Donkey Punching Kangaroos
FSJ Team: Playboys
Division: Down Under Bush Division
S7 Record: 8-4
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: Turn your back and get jacked!
Blue Balls of Destiny
FSJ Team: Stars
Division: Me Luv U Long Time Division
S7 Record: 8-4
S6 Record: 8-4
S5 Record: 6-6
Comments: Formerly the Jamaican Hopscotch Mafia, the Destiny switched to a name that hit closer to home.
