falcon91
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Post by falcon91 on Jun 21, 2007 14:36:22 GMT -5
looooooooooooool
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Post by falcon91 on Jun 21, 2007 14:46:39 GMT -5
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes
nothing you've told her twice
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oooooooo controversial
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Post by theunusualsuspect on Jun 21, 2007 16:31:38 GMT -5
An Eagles fan and a Redskins fan jump off of a cliff. Who wins? Society!
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Post by diop on Jun 21, 2007 21:20:20 GMT -5
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes nothing you've told her twice ---------------------- oooooooo controversial ooh, heard it before!
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Post by gameplaya2435 on Jun 21, 2007 21:48:15 GMT -5
An Eagles fan and a Redskins fan jump off of a cliff. Who wins? Society! it's a black and a mexican you un-racist! But since you've opened this can of worms... A bus carrying 50 Cowboys fans fell off a cliff and everyone died. What's the problem here? The bus only sat 50
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Post by gameplaya2435 on Jun 21, 2007 21:49:46 GMT -5
That reminded me of another racist joke, though:
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break.
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Post by mattysmith69 on Jun 21, 2007 21:50:00 GMT -5
An Eagles fan and a Redskins fan jump off of a cliff. Who wins? Society! it's a black and a mexican you un-racist! But since you've opened this can of worms... A bus carrying 50 Cowboys fans fell off a cliff and everyone died. What's the problem here? The bus only sat 50 LMAO
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Post by SDBoltz07 on Jul 7, 2007 22:11:38 GMT -5
I always hated going to weddings. All the Grandmas would poke me saying, "You're Next!" - they stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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Post by mattysmith69 on Jul 7, 2007 22:14:26 GMT -5
I always hated going to weddings. All the Grandmas would poke me saying, "You're Next!" - they stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. LMAO, that is great
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Post by SDBoltz07 on Jul 11, 2007 3:27:44 GMT -5
Ok....Guess what?....
Chicken Butt.
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Post by diop on Jul 11, 2007 3:35:49 GMT -5
Ok....Guess what?.... Chicken Butt. Are those the best jokes they have in San Diego?
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Post by lugie on Jul 15, 2007 13:18:15 GMT -5
An Eagles fan and a Redskins fan jump off of a cliff. Who wins? THAT JOKE WAS SHIT.... Society!
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Post by Tommygamer on Aug 23, 2007 6:00:36 GMT -5
my five year old told me these at dinner last night, sorry they may be lame, but he did make me laugh
Why did the turtle coss the road?
because he was glued to the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
so he could get to the other slide
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Post by Sean on Aug 23, 2007 10:07:31 GMT -5
this thread keeps getting better and better!
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Post by falcon91 on Aug 23, 2007 11:28:35 GMT -5
one did one tomato say to the other?
you go ahead i'll ketchup
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